Random Jokes

One day, a man was sitting on his couch when the doorbell rang. He opened the door to find a snail on his Welcome mat. He picked up the snail and through it as far as he could. Three years later, the doorbell rang again. The man answered, and the same snail looked up at him and said, "What the hell was that all about?"

Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to K-Mart? A: Boys pants were half off!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Click here.

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