Random Thoughts...

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The early bird gets the worm. Fortunately, there are a lot more worms than birds, so even us lazy people will be able to make it through life with a full stomach.

I've always wondered what would happen to you if you jumped out in front of a moving car. Can you get arrested for that? Is it really your fault? What if the driver wasn't paying attention? I think the driver should be forced to pay the medical bill or the funeral expenses.

If we ever do invent time machines in the future, why haven't they already come back to the past to tell us how to make the time machines?

 I don’t understand why, when you are sleeping or not paying attention in class, teachers always ask you a question that they know you can’t answer. What good does that really do? They just have to get mad at you and then ask someone else, so it’s really pointless.  –-Matt Boggs, coos_boy05@yahoo.com

Blind people have white-tipped canes. In the law book of driving, you must not hit a person with a white-tipped cane, because they are probably blind (especially if they've got the black sunglasses on and a dog with them). But since you can't hit a blind person, I guess that makes every other pedestrian fair game.

Mario was once a challenge, but today, I realized that, about twelve years ago, it became actually pretty easy, and that took all of the fun out of it for me. I plan on not playing for a week and seeing if that helps. Maybe I'll chop my fingers off, too, see if that makes for a challenge.

I hate it in movies and in real life where somebody is walking into or out of a courtroom and all the press is all over them, asking them questions that they don't want to answer. The poor person just has to keep saying, "No comment," and fighting through the crowd. That really bugs me, and I don't know why. I guess that justifies why people fight back for me, because I would have to injure those media people if I were them.

Mail-in rebates are a rip-off. You see prices in the Best Buy ads and even in the stores like:

A NEW COMPUTER!!! ONLY $399*!!!

*Original Price: $1199 - Rebates: Microsoft MSN Shopping Spree** - $200; EnergyPRO Bundle Mail-In Rebate - $100; Printer Mail-In Rebate - $50; Nokia Bundle Mail-In Rebate*** - $50; Sony Television Mail-In Rebate**** - $50; Columbia House Free CD's Rebate Package***** - $125 value; John Goodman Organization for Little Kids Who Don't Know a Whole Lot About Anything and Need Lots of Help™ (JGOLKWDKWLAANLH) Mail-In Rebate****** - $25

**After you sign up for 62 years MSN Internet Access, with the full payment of $21.95/month for all 744 months, early cancellation will result in a depletion of your savings account and the consideration to take over your house and auction it off. Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah...

***Nokia phone must be purchased with computer (minimum price $250), and it must carry a very long service agreement at a lot of money per month and you get the idea...

****Must purchase any Sony Television that is bright pink and has an anti-gravitational remote controller to get this rebate...ha...like your gonna find that...

*****Same old crap you can see on any Columbia House ad that you get in the mail or see in a magazine, just read that.

******John Goodman was too lazy to describe this rebate, but it'll probably cost ya.

Do you get the idea? Good. Mail-In rebates are a rip-off.

 I don’t understand why, when you are sleeping or not paying attention in class, teachers always ask you a question that they know you can’t answer. What good does that really do? They just have to get mad at you and then ask someone else, so it’s really pointless.  –-Matt Boggs, coos_boy05@yahoo.com

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