Movies: The Hinchman Era

Drowsy Pit

The inspiration for Drowsy Pit was basically a spin-off on Sleepy Hollow, where a lot of people die without worrying about story or feelings, things that we do not do well with. We had a couple heads and a bicycle shop, so we got started. I played the killer, otherwise known as "The Psychotic Bicycle Repair Man Who Likes To Maul Body Parts". Nick played Ima Person and the hero, whose name was John Person, I think. Matt just got killed a lot. Overall, it was a good first attempt, and it got our movies rolling.

Into The Future: The Dumb Cheerleader Who Could

This movie was a flop, but it was fun making. It was about a dumb cheerleader, played by Shyla, who had a sixth sense of being able to tell when someone was going to die, but she was too stupid to figure out the whole thing, and eventually predicted her own death, and, well...died. Nick played the vicious killer, and I played Ralph Schlick, a psychologist, and the dumb cheerleaders folks. Overall, the movie sucked, but it was pretty good.

Armageddon 2

One of our finest masterpieces. This movie was about the end of the world, kind of like the first one, but the cause of this catastrophe was linked to a terrible storm in which concrete fell from the sky. Armageddon 2 is filled with cameos from local celebrities, including Dallas Chevrolet owner Gregg Fields and radio DJ Porterhouse. Also starring were some local hillbillies with their account of the storm. Nobody had any particular role, we just wandered around town as ourselves. Matt, Nick, Mor'n, Shyla, and I were all in this film.

Of Mice and Three-Wheeled Bicycles

Possibly our greatest movie of all time, and Nick's last. This movie was about psychotic mice who got into liquor and beer and stuff. They started killing people because of a special chemical in alcohol, known as lictitine. A line of scientists, a hero named Mouseman, and many other people tried to stop the mice. One solution accidentally turned the mice into really big mice, and more terror took place with great special effects which consisted of putting the small fake mice real close to the camera lens and making them look big. It was ingenius. Nick played Mouseman as well as the news reporter, Matt played Mouseman's assistant and the president's assistant, Mor'n played the President of the United States of America and many people that died (including the person riding the three-wheeled bicycle in the beginning of the movie), and I played the scientist Greg Forbes and many other people that died. A cameo by Greg Sollars as an innocent victim added greatly to the film. Nick would never be in our movies again.