A Piece Of Ralph

What is A Piece of Ralph?

A Piece of Ralph has no true meaning. Sure, my picture at the right sums it all up in a way, but there is always something lacking. A Piece of Ralph can be whatever or whoever you want it to be. A Piece of Ralph has freedom. A Piece of Ralph has humility. A Piece of Ralph has a funny smell.

Lots of people can be called pieces of ralph. Why do we use a man’s name to mean crap? I don’t know. It all started with ralphy, one of Nick’s words. It just expanded. Now there is a verb form, to ralph, and a noun, a (piece of) ralph, to go along with the adjective, ralphy. I’m sure a adverb, ralphily, is next in line.

Why is A Piece of Ralph brown?

What color would you like it to be? It can be whatever color you want it to be. Remember, A Piece of Ralph has freedom. It think it is brown because it is crappy, and crap is brown. But that’s my own Piece of Ralph. Feel free to make yours any color except pink, because I can’t imagine a pink piece of ralph.

You may also wonder why A Piece of Ralph says “ralph” on the side of it. As I said earlier, it looks like a cow patty, and you do not want to confuse A Piece of Ralph with a cow patty, because that would be bad. Consult the diagram on the right for more information. Remember: you may want to label your Piece of Ralph.

That is All

That is all I really have to say about A Piece of Ralph. Remember to keep your Piece of Ralph in a cool place on those hot summer days, because it may develop an unpleasant odor otherwise. Enjoy your Piece of Ralph. If you have any complaints or other problems with your Piece of Ralph, please consult an authorized ralphetician or you can always contact me at he_means_wow@yahoo.com. Thank you and good luck!

This is A Piece of Ralph in great detail.

Comparison Chart

Fig. 1 – A Piece of Ralph

Fig. 2 – Cow Patty