The Idiots: And that means us!

VicBond007:

No this picture isn't VicBond007. No good ones exist. Don't worry. There are no good pictures of Arrghman either, so we just picked something pretty to hold the space and fill the void. VicBond007 has been playing Unreal Tournament since it's release, but hasn't gotten the opportunity to showcase his skills to the rest of the world until recently when he got his cable modem. Now VicBond007 likes to join games late and still come in first place. His skill is rivaled only by that of Distec, the terror on 56K. The head shot of the millennium is the brainchild of VicBond007. Arrghman might say differently, but it wasn't. VicBond007 is also the one who fired the shot, although it wasn't on his computer, Rei IV. Rei IV was recording the event thanks to a Voodoo3 3500 and a lot of hard drive space. VicBond007 would also like to take this opportunity to announce his sheer hatred for Microsoft. It is because of them that VicBond007 can not run his computer at 933MHz because MicroShaft won't release a patch for Windows98 to fix hard drive caching problems which has destroyed his drive not once, but four times. He now plods along at 700MHz and can order a pizza in between reboots.

Arrghman:

No this picture isn't Arrghman. No good ones exist. Don't worry. There are no good pictures of VicBond007 either, so we just picked something pretty to hold the space and fill the void. Arrghman has only been playing Unreal Tournament intermitently recently, due to his unhealthy association with LightWave 3D [6.5] which occupies a great deal of his time. The fact that he currently connects at 28k doesn't help matters at all. However, he still ain't that bad at sniping, and througly enjoys getting head shots from across the map w/out being zoomed in. Now although VicBond007 is the one who initially thought of the idea, it could not have been made possible without the use of Arrghman's house and slow slow phonelines. One should also be aware that VicBond007 had to ask Arrghman to use his computer, Moya to do the actual shot (the whole thing being much harder w/out Moya's GeForce 2 GTS w/Video out...) Arrghman also must confess that at the time of this writing, 66% of the votes in the poll (2) were placed by him for Cowboy Neal.