13. The Headwrapping School

I decide to further my education so I enroll in The Headwrapping School. I begin the semester and learn to wrap heads.

Then one day I say to myself, "I'd have more breathing space in my room if I got rid of this Renaissance head, this red box, and all of this wooden spaghetti." So I remove the head from its red box and take it to The Headwrapping School where I wrap it all around with strips of paper and cloth. Then I take the red box and the wooden spaghetti to the Miracle Technology outlet on High Street. They agree to trade a 666 unit for the box and two 666 units and a teleportation card for the spaghetti.

Later, back at my room, relaxing, I say to myself, "This is nice. I have more breathing space now."

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