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Murphy's Laws of Combat
"I have only two men out of my company and 20 out of some other
company. We need support, but it is almost suicide to try to get it here as
we are swept by machine gun fire and a constant barrage is on us. I have no
one on my left and only a few on my right. I will hold!"
(1stLt Clifton B. Cates, USMC, 96th Co., Soissons, 19 July 1918. Later
served as 19th Commandant of the Marine Corps
from 1 January 1948 - 31
December 1951)
- Military intelligence is a contradiction of terms.
- A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow
down.
- When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the
enemy.
- The problem with taking the easy way out, is that the enemy has
already mined it.
- The buddy system is essential to your survival.   It gives
the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
- Never draw fire -- it irritates everyone around you.
- No combat ready unit ever passed an inspection.
- No inspection ready unit ever passed combat.
- Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get
out.
- Fortify your front and you'll get your rear shot up.
- If you can't remember, the claymore is pointed towards you.
- All five second grenade fuses are three seconds, or all five
second fuses will burn out in three.
- If it flies, it dies.
- Cavalry doesn't always come to the rescue.
- Peace is our profession -- mass murder's just a hobby.
- Killing for peace is like whoring for virginity.
- There's always a way.
- It's not the one with your name on it -- it's the round
addressed "to whom it may concern" ya gotta think about.
- If you can keep your head while those around you are losing
theirs, you may have misjudged the situation.
- If two things are required to make something work, they will
never be shipped together.
- Anything you do can get you shot, including nothing.
- Whenever you lose contact with the enemy, look behind you.
- The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with
a map.
- The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too
small.
- If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.
- There is nothing more satisfying than having someone take a
shot at you, and miss.
- If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.
- You'll only remember your hand grenades when the sound is too
close to use them.
- If it can be put on backwards, someone will do it! [11-06-99 - Contributed by James
Blakley, CWO-4, USMC, (Ret.)]
From the newsletter "INCOMING", volume 2, number 9,
February 1995, page 3.
"INCOMING" is a monthly publication of Chapter #641,
Vietnam Veterans of America.
-Page Created: 21 February 1997
-Updated: Saturday, November 06, 1999 09:05
-Alvin Rivera, USMC (Ret.) -
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