There was a man named Bubba and Bubba knew EVERYONE in the whole
world!!! Once when Bubba got a new job, Bubba says to his new boss,
"Boss, I know everyone in the whole world!" His boss doesn't believe
him, so he says "No you do not know everyone in the whole world" but
Bubba says "Yes I do!" so Bubba's boss says "Well prove it!" then
Bubba says "Pick someone... and I know them!"

Well Bubba's boss thinks for a minute and then comes up with a name.
"Tom Selleck! I bet you don't know Tom Selleck!" Bubba says "Tom
Selleck! Tom and I were in boy scouts together when we were kids!" but
Bubba's boss says "No you weren't!" then Bubba says "Yes we were!" so
they fly to Hollywood and drive up to Tom Selleck's house. Bubba
knocks on the door and Tom Selleck answers and Bubba goes "Tom!!!" and
Tom goes "Bubba!" and they hug and catch up for 30 minutes and Bubba's
boss can't believe it. But then he thinks "Well that could happen,
it's just one person," so he tells Bubba and Bubba says "OK, pick
somebody else!"

This time Bubba's boss has someone in mind! "The president, Bill
Clinton! You don't know Bill Clinton!" but Bubba says "Oh yes I do!
Bill and I were on debate team together in college!" Bubba's boss says
"No you weren't!" and  Bubba says "Yes we were!" so they fly to
Washington and they catch up with the President at a press conference.
They work their way through the crowd until Bubba get's close enough
to catch Clinton's eye and waves "Bill!" and the President waves
"Bubba!" and after the press conference they hug and catch up for 30
minutes and Bubba's boss is stunned-- he can't believe it.  But then
he thinks "Well that's just two people in one country-- that doesn't
mean he knows everyone in the whole world!" so he tells Bubba and
Bubba says "OK, pick someone out of the world spectrum and I know
them!"

And Bubba's boss knows just who to pick so he says "The Pope! You do
not know the Pope!" and Bubba says "The Pope! The Pope BAPTIZED me!"
and Bubba's boss says "No he didn't!" and Bubba says "Yes he did!" so
they fly to Rome where the Pope is giving Mass in front of hundreds of
thousands of people. They work their way through the crowd-- without
much luck-- so Bubba says "Boss, we're never gonna get there together
through all these people so I tell you what--I'll work my way up there
and when I do, I'll give you a sign that shows you I know the Pope!"
and he leaves. Well Bubba's boss waits and waits and waits and just
when he's about to give up, he sees the Pope come out onto the balcony
and right there beside him is Bubba!

Shortly afterwards, Bubba's boss passes out.  Bubba comes back and
finds his boss passed out and he fans him and says  "Boss! Boss! Wake
up!" and when his boss comes to, he asks "Boss what happened?" Bubba's
boss looks at Bubba and says "OK, I can see Tom Selleck. I can see
Bill Clinton... hell, I can even take the Pope! But when somebody
standing next to me asks 'Who's that up there with Bubba?' that's a
little more than I can take!

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