All New Funny Texts!

Well, they might not be new, but they're new here!

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Read At Your Own Risk, You Should Be An Adult, so Don't Whine.

How to Tell Where the Driver is From.

You Never Know What You Will Get.

It's a Wonderful Life.

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.

The Smartest Man in the World

Be Careful of What You Wish For...

Everyone should have a Hobby.

Job Search Jargon -- Translated!

Some Medical Quotes

New Breeds of Dogs

No Birds Were Harmed In the Making of This File.

Our Good Buddy J. Danforth Quayle.

The Snake and The Bunny.

3 Ushers and 3 Sins

How to Annoy Your Co-Workers and Other People You Hate.

From Bad to Worse

What's in the Bag?

Time to Celebrate!

Cultural Differences Explained

Grapes of Wrath

Where's the Ladle?

Have you ever changed a lightbulb?

The Man from Microsoft

True Military Evaluations

Things Men learn from Movies

The Pain Transfer Machine

Questions for St. Peter

Stuck in the 80s!

Everyone Knows Bubba!

Dumb Clinton Jokes

Dave Barry In Cyberspace

The Golden Saloon.

The Smart House

The Evils of Liquor

A Mime in the Zoo

Beware of Snakes

25 Snappy Comebacks to the Age Old Question

Secret of Wheat Bread

Wisdom from the Bathroom Walls

Corporate Zodiac

You know you're going to have a bad day when...

Barney, AD&D style

Great Chili Cookoff

Do you believe in ghosts?

The Greatest Sins

Nice ways of saying you're stupid.

Secret of Immortality

Whats, Ifs, Woulds, and Whys

What if MicroSoft made Cars?

Some Good Leads

The Pope and the Queen

Corporate Rowing

The Star Wars Drinking Game

Star Wars parodied songs

Various Computer Jokes and Humor

Doing your good deed for the day.

The Original Funny Texts Mirror

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