A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping 
across the middle of the road.  He swerved to avoid hitting the 
rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car 
and was hit.  The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an 
animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out 
to see what had become of the rabbit.

   Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead.  The driver felt so 
awful, he began to cry.  A woman driving down the highway saw 
the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over.  She 
stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

   "I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidently hit this rabbit 
and killed it."

   The woman told the man not to worry.  She knew what to do.  
She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can.  She 
walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents 
of the can onto the rabbit.  Miraculously the rabbit came to 
life, jumped up, waved it's paw at the two humans and hopped 
down the road.  50 meters away the rabbit stopped, turned 
around, waved and hopped down the road, another 50 meters, 
turned, waved and hopped another 50 meters. The man was 
astonished.  He couldn't figure out what substance could be 
in the woman's spray can!!

   He ran over to the woman and demanded, "What is in your 
spray can?  What did you spray on that rabbit?"

   The woman turned the can around so that the man could read 
the label.  It said: "Hair spray.  Restores life to dead hair.
Adds permanent wave."

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