>>One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York >> >>One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago >> >>One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: >>Boston >> >>One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: >>California **with gun in lap: L.A. >> >>Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: >>Ohio, but driving in California. >> >>Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to >>talk to someone in back seat: Italy >> >>One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on >>brake, mind on game: Seattle >> >>One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both >>feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a >>McDonalds bag out the window: Texas city male >> >>One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed >>steadily at 70mph, driving down the center of the road unless coming >>around a blind curve, in which case they are on the left side of the >>road: Texas country male >> >>One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show different >>angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and >>rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, >>poodle steering the car, chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid >>handle in the glove compartment: Texas female >> >>Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly >>checking the rear-view mirror to watch for visible emissions from their >>own or another's car: Colorado >> >>One hand on steering wheel, yelling obscenities, the other hand waving >>gun out the window and firing repeatedly, keeping a careful eye out for >>landmarks along the way so as to be able to come back and pick up any >>bullets that didn't hit other motorists so as not to litter: Colorado >>resident on spotting a car with Texas plate. >> >>Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans >>on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia male. >> >>Junker, driven by somone who previously had a nice car and who is now >>wearing a barrel: Las Vegas >> >>Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visable above windows >>level, driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left >>blinker on: Florida "seasoned citizen" driver, also known as "no-see-um"
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