One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! 
Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most
beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan.
     After dinner, George's dad took him aside,  "Son, I have to talk with
you.  Look at your mother, George.  She and I have been married 30 years,
she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much
excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot.  Susan
is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." George
was broken hearted.
     After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year
later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're
getting married in June.  Again his father insisted on another private
conversation and broke the sad news. "Diane is your half sister too, George.
I'm awfully sorry about this." George was livid!  He finally decided to go
to his mother with the news his father had shared.  
    "Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he
complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half
sister."
    "Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any
attention to what he says.  He's not really your father."

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