One day, a fellow was walking on the beach, and came upon a lamp.
He picked it up, and began dusting it off, when a genie came out and
thanked him for releasing him after having been in the lamp for a few
thousand years.  In return for what the man had done for him, the genie
offered to grant him one wish.  The man was disappointed, and asked
him why not three.  The genie replied and said that was only in the
movies.  

	"Anyway," the man said, "I wish that I would have my Private
parts extend all the way to the ground."  The genie said, "your wish is
my command."  Before the man knew it, the genie took a machete and cut
his legs off.  

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