>A promenient speaker was giving a seminar on the supernatural.
>
>To get a feel for his audience, he asks:  "How many people here
>believe in 
>ghosts?"
>
>About 90 peopled raise their hands.  "Well that's a good start.  Out
>of those 
>of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a
>ghost?"
>
>About 40 people raise their hands.  "That's really good.  I'm really
>glad you 
>take this seriously.  Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
>
>15 people raise their hands.  "That's a great response.  Has anyone
>here ever 
>touched a ghost?"
>
>3 people raise their hands.  "That's fantastic.  But let me ask you
>one 
>question further...  Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?
>
>One guy in the back raises his hand.  The speaker is  astonished. He
>takes 
>off glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've
>been 
>giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a
>ghost. 
> You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
>
>The guy replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the
>podium.
>
>The speaker says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a
>ghost."
>
>The guy replies, "Ghost?!?  I thought you said goat."

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