A duck walks into a convenience store. He says to the manager, "Do 
you have any grapes?"

The manager says, "No, we do not." So the duck walks out of the store.

The next morning, the duck walks back into the store and asks the
manager again, "Do you have any grapes?"

Again the manager says, "No, we don't."

The next morning the duck walks into the store again. And again asks
the manager if he has any grapes. The manager says, "Look, Daffy, 
if you ask me that question again, I'm going to nail your webbed 
feet to the floor!"

So the duck walks out of the store.

The next morning, the duck walks into the store and asked the manager,
"Do you have any nails?"

The manager says, "No, we don't."

So the duck says, "Good! Do you have any grapes?"

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