Three nuns were on a train and they had been talking for
some time.  To pass the time they decided to tell each other 
what their greatest sins were.

The first nun said, "My greatest sin is sex.  Every
year I go out for a week and become a prostitute.  Of course 
I put all the money I earn in the poor box but that is my 
greatest sin."

The second nun said, "My greatest sin is drinking.
Every year I take the money out of the poor box and drink for 
one consecutive week."

The third nun was sitting there being very quiet.  The other
nuns said, "Come now!  We told you our worst sins, what is
yours?"

The third nun said, "My greatest sin is that I am a gossip and I
can't wait to get off this train."

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