>1.    Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
>
>2.    Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
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>3.    A room-temperature IQ.
>
>4.    Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to holds it all
>together.
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>6.    A photographic memory with the lens cover still on.
>
>7.    A prime candidate for natural de-selection.
>
>8.    Bright as Alaska in December.
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>9.    Donated his body to science before he was done using it.
>
>10.  Fell out of the family tree.
>
>11.  If brains were taxed he'd get a rebate.
>
>12.  If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.
>
>13.  If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
>
>14.  It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.
>
>15.  The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.

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