A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to 
the market looking for a rooster.  He was hoping he could 
get a special rooster--one that would service all of his 
many hens.  When he told this to the market vendor, the 
vendor replied: "I have just the rooster for you.  Henry 
here is the horniest rooster you will ever see!"
   So the farmer took Henry back to the farm.  Before 
setting him loose in the hen house, though, he gave Henry 
a little pep talk: "Henry," he said, "I'm counting on you 
to do your stuff."  And without a word, Henry strutted into 
the hen house.
   Henry was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen 
like a thunderbolt.  There was much squawking and many 
feathers flying, till Henry had finished having his way 
with each hen. But Henry didn't stop there.
   Henry went into the barn and mounted all of the horses, 
one by one, and still at the same frantic pace.  Then he 
went to the pig house, where he did the same.  The farmer, 
watching all of this with disbelief cried out, "Stop, 
Henry!!  You'll kill yourself!!"
   But Henry continued, seeking out each farm animal in 
the same manner.
   Well, the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw 
Henry lying there on his lawn.  His legs were up in the 
air, his eyes rolled back, and his long tongue hanging 
out.  A buzzard was already circling above Henry.  The 
farmer walked up to Henry saying, "Oh you poor thing, 
look what you did, you've gone and killed yourself.  I 
warned you little buddy."
   "Shhhhhhh,"  Henry whispered, "The buzzard's getting closer."