CROSSBREED DOGS
Bull Terrier X Shitzu = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed
Pointer X Setter = Pointsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Kerry Blue Terrier X Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
Great Pyrenees X Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Pekingnese X Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract breed
Irish Setter X Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog that's fresh and
clean as a whistle
Labrador Retriever X Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice
of scientists
Newfoundland X Basset Hound = New Found Asset Hound, a dog for financial
advisors
Terrier X Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound X Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Malamute X Pointer = Mootpoint, owned by ....oh, who cares?
Cocker Spaniel X Rottweiller = Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that
philandering husband
Deerhound X Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.
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