The Delivery

A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby 
delivered.  Upon arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine
that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father.
He asked if they were willing to try it out.  They were both very much
in favor of trying it out.

The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that
even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever
experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine,
so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch.  The doctor
then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain.

The husband was still feeling fine.  The doctor checked the husband's
blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing.  At
this, he decided to try for 50 percent.

The husband continued to feel quite well.  Since it was obviously
helping out his wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to transfer
ALL the pain to him.  The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually
no pain.  She and her husband were ecstatic!

When they got home, the mailman was dead on their porch.

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