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>The Pope and the Queen of England were standing on a balcony in front of
>thousands of people.
>
>The Queen turns to the Pope and says "I bet you I can make every English
person in the crowd go wild with just a wave of my hand."
>
>The Pope says "No way. You can't do that."
>
>So the Queen waves her hand and every English person in the crowd goes
crazy, waving their Union Jacks and cheering, basically going ballistic.
>
>So the Pope is standing there going "Uh oh, what am I going to do? I never
thought she'd be able to do it."
>
>So he thinks to himself for a minute and then he turns to her and
>says, "I bet you I can make every IRISH person in the crowd go wild, not
just now, but for the rest of the week, with just one nod of my head."
>
>The Queen goes "No way, can't be done."
>
>So the Pope headbutts her.

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