This young lady died prematurely, and wound up at the pearly 
 gates and she was hesitating outside.  St. Peter saw her, 
 and came out and said, "Young lady, would you like to come 
 in?"

 She said, "I have a question." 

 "Well, what is your question?"  

 "Can I be married in heaven?" 

 St. Peter said, "Gee, I have never heard that question 
 before, but I will get you an answer in a couple of minutes."

 Couple minutes, couple hours, couple days . . . three months 
 go by.  St. Peter comes back and says, "I have great news. 
 You can be married in heaven."

 "Well, I have another question." 

 "What’s that?" 

 "Can I be divorced in heaven?"

 St. Peter said, "Young lady, it took me three months to 
 find a priest up here.  How long do you think it will take 
 me to find a lawyer?"

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