There was a priest and 3 ushers. The priest said to
the ushers, "You have been good all your lives you
may go out and do something bad."

So the three guys went out and committed a crime
then came back.

The priest said to the first guy, "What have you
done?"

The guy said, "I robbed 7-11."

Priest said drink from the Holy Water and you shall
be forgiven.

Second guy comes in and says, "I murdered someone."

The priest said drink from the Holy water and you
shall be forgiven.

Third guy comes in and the priest says, "What have
you done?"

The guy says, "I peed in the Holy Water."

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