WISDOM FROM THE WALLS 

Beauty is only a light switch away. 
-Perkins Library. Duke University. Durham, North Carolina. 

I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
 -Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts. 

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all
 get wasted together and have the time of our lives. 
-Armand's Pizza. Washington, D.C. 

God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust? 
-The Irish Times. Washington, D.C. 

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. 
-The Bayou, Baton Rouge, Louisiana. 

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of
putting up with her shit. -Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. 
Chapel Hill, North Carolina. 

God is dead. -Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead. -God
 -The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C. 

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going
 to have trouble with it. -Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort.
 Dallas, Texas. 

JESUS SAVES! But wouldn't it be better if he had invested? 
-Men's restroom, Letts Hall,  American University. Washington, D.C. 

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress! -Men's restroom, House of Representatives. Washington, D.C.