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Irene swaggers into the room, high on nip
Lenny Irene, over here a minute, mate
Pauline YIKES!
Pauline yanks spandex up a bit
Omar scrunches down in his seat
Christofur Tiny Tiger, you may affirm your love and devotion to Mahler
Irene sits next to the meanest bitches from Hell
Pauline notices first of six bustiers beginning to show
Elektra turns to the huge crowd behind her and SSSHHHHHs them
Lenny just help us keep a grip on this ... THING will you?
Pauline HI, Irene. Nice of ya to sit next to us.
Irene spots Omar and winks at him
TinyTiger Mahler, sins thuh furst time we met, I haf luffed yoo
Irene (hissss)
Mahler watches his love carefully.
Pauline notices second of six bustiers showing
Stinky awww
Lenny takes Irene's intoxicated paw and plants it firmly on Kiri's back
Longfellow thinks Omar is in trouble at the reception and grins
Irene lifts her skirt to show off a gray leg
Despite continuing distractions from the guests,
Tiny Tiger & Mahler's wedwink reaches it's conclusion.
Later, at the reception...
Irene walks over to Omar
Boris i could have daannnnced all night
Abracadabra ah... Mr. Longfellow...?
Sam goes off in search of his trulub
Abracadabra are you.... all right?
Omar (sniffffff) Whut a beeyootiful seremony! (sniffle-sniff)
Buster It's OK Omar
Irene Hey Big Boy, have a hankie.
Mahler sweeps TT onto the dance floor.
Abracadabra blushes, embarassed
Dexter looks at Sassy and smiles
Omar Fangu, Ms Irene, ma'am
Sassy smiles back at Dexter
Sam watches the newly wedwinked couple dancing, so gracefully
Longfellow Yes, Abra (large grey/black tabby smiles distractedly)
Pauline Hey. Is now when we sing "A Hiss is Just a Hiss..."
TinyTiger puts her head on Mahler's shoulder
Pauline Awwwww. They're so lovely together.
TinyTiger rememfurs thuh furst time she dansed wif Mahler
Clarence goes to get some food
Mahler looks deeply into TT's eyes.
Boris tries to get the microphone
Irene Wanna dance, Fluffy?
Elektra remembers the first time Mahler and TT danced, alone, to no music,
unaware of anything but each other
Irene grabs Omar and drags him out on thuh floor
Omar Ohdeer!
Pauline TT and Mahler, here's a nip-stuffed pillow fur your heads.
TinyTiger fangu pauline
Mahler guides TT around the dance floor.
TinyTiger wee dint need musik thuh furst time wee dansed
Mahler We didn't, my luff.
Longfellow purrs loudly and wonders when the food is coming
TinyTiger I doan fink I'll effur need musik when I dans wif yoo
Mahler can hear TT's heart beating.
Mahler I don't think I ever will, either.
TinyTiger but thuh musik IZ beeyooteefull
Irene hissses and purrs softly
Stinky watches Omar with big big eyes
Elektra discretely wanders over to Longfellow.
Elektra My deer LF, yu must be famished!
Elektra Dere are ore durves ofer by da wall
Longfellow Oh, THANKYOU ms Electra
Stinky Yes, Longfellow, the seafood buffet is all set up.
Lenny grabs Major and joins Irene and Omar on the dance floor
Boris oh what a night for you and for me
Longfellow Abra, you look lovely! Would you like to dance when the newlywinks are done?
Boris two hearts beat with a joy complete
Mahler Sing, Boris*!
Abracadabra why, yes, Mr. Longfellow... I would love to...
Chloe looks at Alex and taps her paw to the music
Buster and two are now one
Buster sigh
Boris wrestles with the lead singer for the mic
TinyTiger whispers to Alex as shee dances past
TinyTiger Ask Chloe to dance, Alex
Irene Where'd you learn to daaaaaaaance, Fluffy?
Irene bats her vicious liddle eyelashes
Longfellow Abra? Wanna go get something to whet our whistles?
Abracadabra certainly!
Omar Oh! Xcuse me, wuz dat yur fut?
Irene My ^&%$ing foot? Didn't feel a thing.
Buster gallantly escorts his trooluffs to the danse floor
Alex Chloe?
Chloe Yes, Alex?
Longfellow gives a quick wave to Electra and whirls Abra off to the table of food
TinyTiger and Mahler adjourn to the boofay
Toto smooches Christofur
Alex May I have this dance?
Dexter leads Sassy onto the dance floor
Boris turns to watch Sassy dance
Kiri spins Alex off an he cannons into Chloe
Boris prefers Sassy when she dances with frosting on
Chloe Why, yes, yoo may.
Alex HOLY COW
Chloe beams.
Sassy walks with Dexter
Stinky rushes around preparing the last few items for the buffet: salmon caviar hearts, smoked chicken
with field of nip greens, stuffed grape leafs, asparagus wrapped in bacon...
Elektra makes sure all the guests are happy
Omar is glad that the wrath of Irene has thus far been avoided
Clarence prepares a plate of food and takes it to a table.
Irene winks at Omar
Alex ssssnicker
Longfellow leaps fwd and grabs a plate and stocks it high
Alex Omar, I think Irene is looking for you later
Lenny anotherone bites the dust
Chloe uh oh
Longfellow Oh, uh, sorry, um, here Abra, please take the nicest pieces for yourself!
Elektra Bigman, my luff, wud yu like to dance?
Bigman watches his son and the lovely Tiny Tiger
Buster Stinky -- yew have outdone yourself!
Buster fills a plate
Stinky Fangu, buster
Omar (ub she *still* fritens me, Alex!)
Alex I unnerstnad, Omar. She *is* rather, uh......strident.
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