("honey bee" in Greek)
- Riddi K
- Mel
- No, the K doesn't stand for anything
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HiHiHi! It's meeeeeeeeeeee....Mietze!
I wuz furry disturbd wenn I saw da niknames fur mee dat mymom rote on
MYpaije, so I fot it wud bee onlee fayre fur mee to rite a
paije bowt HER!
Mymom wuz bornd a longlonglong time ago (1953!!!) in Mew York Citee, Mew York.
Her liddle broffur had trubble sayin hername wenn hee wuz furry yung...it came owt
sumfing like "M'ridda K", which beecame "Riddi K" wiffin her famleee.
Wenn shee wuz inda furrst grade, her famleee moofd to Mew Jerseey, ware shee
eeffentuallee grew up. Sinse herdad was allergik to menny animuls, shee neffur
had kitties or d*ggies inda hous...but shee did haff a cupple ov birdies (yum)
an sum mices (dubble yum!) wich shee claims shee neffur eefen nibbled on (IMAGIN DAT!).
Ennyway, as I wuz sayin, eeffentuallee shee grew up (more or less) an mooffd away
to Bahston, Mouseachewsitts. Da furrst plaise shee liffed, shee shard wiff a
beeyootiful solid wite kitty namd T'ai, who liffd wiff herhoomin namd Hannah. Mymom
wuz furry impressd wiff da ladycat T'ai, who may bee reesponsibull fur da fakt dat
mymom allways has menny kitties in effury plaise she'z liffd effur sinse.
Mymom liffd in Bahston fur abowt firteen yeeers, which is a longlong time, an denn shee
moofd agin....dis time to Flooriduh, ware shee met Norville an Pauley (RB), an denn
MEEEEEEEE....Mietze!, an denn Neko, an Omar afftur dat. Sins Omar wentid to da Bridge,
der ar also Azad an Buster Badseed, Ella an Molly Samin, too. Shee's a pritty gud hoominmom,
beein furrygud wiff da fleeecomb an da brush (I purrsonalleee *luff* da brush!).
dis piktur wuz takin a liddle more reesentlee.
Well, dat's enuff abowt HER! Yu shud go back an take a luk at da reely impurrtant
memfurs ov dis household....us kitteees!
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