Welcome to Madame Zorina's

Please sit and relax, while I glance into my crystal ball and interpret your answers.

Come closer

Closer

That's close enough!!
Now.... let see....ahhh yes... the magical crystal ball has revealed you have 10 or more yes answers on your survey. Very interesting......
You are beyond addicted!!
You have now completely bonded with your computer.
Your twins are named Floppy and Intel, and you have legally changed your name to Wendy/Wendell Windows.
Your family members, on the rare occasion that they do get to see you, respond with
"It's Alive!!!"
You receive more email than Santa receives snail mail.
You no longer worry about stolen blankets or snoring, you haven't even seen your bed since the last time Haley's Comet fly by, in fact, you're determined not to move from the monitor till Haley's Comet makes an return appearance.
You were so engrossed in your computer you missed the first passing of it!
End of interpretation
What? You were expecting someone from the Pyschic Hotline?

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