Lulay Gimmick

Lulay Gimmick

as a tradition, any kowsin who is getting married is given a kowsin gimmick to actually meet the soon to be kowsin .... kowsinita Lulay announced her engagement to Boy Beduya ... as it is, center stage goes to kowsin Bulyot and his highly controversial car ...

FLASH REPORT:

kakatawag lang ng nanay ko at sabi niya to tell all of you that Lulay is tying the knot as in getting married as in magpapasakal na, este, kasal pala. the date is on 18 Apr, 10am, in quezon city. details will follow. for the kowsinitas, siguro naman enough lead time na 'to to prepare, like, go on a diet or do some strenous excercises. for the cousins abroad, here's a reason to visit...

ELEN

kowins,

hayan, you guys wanted ISYUUUU... it sure is a big issue Lulay is making!!! I guess April is a date to look forward to. It is a break that a kowsinita will have it's turn to walk the aisle. Ano Bulyot, by then magaling ka nanag mag-drive para maging "bridal car" ang bago mong tsikot! *laughs* I think the Theory na "sal-itan" and pinsang babae at lalaki ay totoo.

till the next time...
TRIXINE;0)

Naku naman..huwag na huwag ninyong ipa-drive kay Bulyot ang bridal car dahil siyempre pa mag-aatend si Uncle Julius sa wedding!...eh, balita ko gumagaling na ang kanyang mga paa...eh..kawawa naman kung bridal car naman ang uupak sa paa niya...(okay lang ba sa iyo Bulyot - Joke only - huwag kang maasar!) See, si Bulyot pa rin and major isyuuu!

TATA

Napakagaling ko na ngayong mag-drive dahil nakikipagsingitan na ako ngayon sa mga jeep at taxi (walang magsususmbong sa tatay at nanay ko kasi baka biglang bawiin and sasakyan)

Since inasar mo ako, hinding-hindi ka makakasakay sa kontrobersyal na kotse pag bumisita ka uli dito. Magtsaga ka uling sumakay kay Trixine hanggang mamuti ang iyong mga mata (he-he-he)

BULYOT

kowsins,

so we are looking forward on a wedding. OK ito kainan nanaman. I hope the kowsins would meet the guy one of this days, para ba makilatis ito di ba.

McIpe

p.s. Tata, medyo marunong na ako gumamit ng computer kaya hindi na ako kasali sa illiterate list. Anong say mo!!!!!!!

Ipe,

Glad to hear from you. Boto ako sa suggestion mo. Dapat makita ninyo itong bagong addition to the family at nang makilala.

Pero, sa first meeting, hinay-hinay lang ang kain at pagnakitang kalalakas ninyong magsikain ay baka hindi imbitahin sa wedding.

As usual, let me know what the balita is.

TATA

Mr Lulay is a BIR examiner?! YES!!! (according to Uncle B, ANONG BRANCH?)
Kailan ang kowsin gimmick? Kailangang pumapel ASAP. It will be tax time soon.

Kowsin ABOGADA

kowsin Abogada,

Talagang malaki siguro ang kita mo ano? Best friend mo kaagad si Mr. Lulay. Talagang nabibili ka nga! BTW, does he have a cousin in the Internal Revenue Service (BIR sa US)? Baka sakali...eh di...papapel na rin ako! MWAHAHAHA!

TATS

You are reminded of our scheduled gimmick on Sunday, March 15, 1998; 1130am at the Outback Steak House, Robinson's Place, Pedro Gil, Manila.

All ATEs and KUYAs will be in-charge of reminding your respective siblings of the said affair. Failure to do so is equivalent to paying 30% of the bill.

Reservations c/o kowsinita Elen (20pax)

You may bring your respective daughters (wala pa namang sons di ba? Nas? Ipe? Boogle? Takoy?)

Bring your pets at your own risk. (baka maging adobo yan ... escabecheng H.P. o di kaya mechadong Mowgli or ginumis na Garfield for dessert)

Attire: Lapo-Lapo style

Agenda:
1. Usigin si Boy B. (Baduy? Bokya? Bansot? Belekoy?)
2. Alamin and pinagmulan ng tambalang Ceferino at Elvira
3. Bakit gold ang motif ng kasal nila?
4. Alamin ang BIR branch na pinagtatrabahuhan ni Kowsin Boy (di ba kowsin abogada?)
5. Ano ang theme song ng mag-nobyo na ito? (Titanic? o Paano ang puso ko by April Boy Regino? o di kaya I'm your Barbie Girl)
6. Mag-hanap ng mga paraan upang maingit si TataStar at IkengJuno
7. Hulaan kung kaninong paa naman anh madadali ni Toyota Bulyot Super Saloon

See you on sunday.....
Trix@Usbawland

The kowsins met at the Outback Steakhouse, Robinson's Galleria 11:30am for the Lulay Gimmick... all kowsins came HUNGRY! attendance was almost perfect, missing in action were Stel Lejano, Leonid Ona, Eva Cruz and the imported kowsins - Fred and Tata Natori of NY , Gabor and Ikeng Joo of ND

so.. what's the scoop on the Lulay gimmick? what was on the menu and who stuffed themselves? can Mr. Lulay eat? how is he? and ... what are the side issues here? hope you guys had fun.

TATA

As of press time, nobody has really written anything significant on the Lulay Gimmick (subtitle:Sino si Boy Baduy?) There are a number of theories:

1. Everybody has been cyber-drained that they refuse to touch the computer at least for a week (not for Boogle)

2. Bulyot is still finding his way out of the Robinson's place car park (I wonder if there were incidences of patients being bumped by a parking maniac riding a blue green automatic Toyota Corolla at the PGH E.R.?)

3. Everyone is still belching out the Aussie beef form Outback Steak House.

4. It's back to work for most of us that we'd rather postpone the chismis

5. They're saving their stories for the fiesta at San Jose on thursday

6. Nobody cares

7. What transpired is a closely kept secret known only to those present

8. Everybody agreed not to send mail and let Boogle (as an assignment) be the one to send e-mail news on what happened during the Lulay Gimmick. On my assumption that will be ...shall we say...year 2000.

9. Kowsin Abogada is compiling all the stories to make it into a tele-nobela at ABC5 Title: The Kowsins Unplugged (mea culpa!)

10. Those present, at least for the kowsinitas refuses to admit that they ate such a huge amount of food. Mag-fi-fitting pa kasi.

11. Nas is to busy campaigning for Governor

12. Everyone wants to befriend Boy B (as in B.I.R) because of their tax declarations

13. Hindi na nga-uusap ang mga kowsins basta't nag-order, lumamon. lumamon at lumamon, dumighay, nag-bayad at lumaklak ng karibok sa pag-alis (bakit kaya?)

Well, bitin na bitin na ba kayo, mga imported kowsins, absent kowsins and curious awnkols and awnties...BEHHHH! dahil hindi ko rin sasabihin sa inyo ang mga nangyari, napag-usapan at mga PINAG-USAPAN...Secret...aminin...Baboo

Comng up next: 1. Miles Mwahahah ; 2. Paano ba talaga mag-drive si kowsin Bulyot? Nakaka-abot na ba siya sa Malibay, Pasay (secret)?

Kowsin DOC- LEO

Kowsin Dr.Leonardo di C (a.k.a. 'di ca-naliligo)

Muluwalhati akong nakarating sa tirahan ko. Magaling naman akong magmaneho kay lang hindi ako marunong mag-park. Kaya nga ako and isa sa pinakamaaga at pinakahuling umalis -- para hindi ninyo makitang ilang beses kong inaatras abante and kotse para lang ma-park siya ng matuwid. Hayaan mo at pasasakyin kita isang araw sa kotse ko-- okey lang 'yon may seatbelt at air bag naman.

Tsaka nga pala hindi pa na-re-pair and kotse ko kasi sigurado akong maraming gasgas pa ang lalabas. Pero 'yung nabangga ko(ang tatay ko) ay na-repair na.

BULYOT a.k.a. Aga M. (M is for Malauan pinsan ni Golo Malaluan at pamangkin ni Ka Uring)

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