Computer Illiterate

Computer Whiz?

In the advent of email technology the ONAs made this as their medium of communication ... some kowsins (i will not name who) for some reason or the other still have to prove their litteracy on computers by sending email afterall he was the very first who introduced us to this tech. ....

Note: The names and places mentioned in the following messages is completely fictional. Any resemblance of the characters mentioned is non-intended and purely co-incidental.

ano na ang nagyari kina Boogle at Nas. Will abogada please help them out with the rudiments of answering/sending e-mail. Still waiting for Nas and Boogle.

TATA

Defendants Nas and Boogle, by undersigned counsel, in response to plaintiff nakaTATAnda's repeated and merciless attacks on their respective abilities, respectfully aver:

1. While he would like nothing more than to participate in the kowsins' email exchanges, Nas is presently very busy seeing to his various business. He promises to write as soon as his schedule allows him.

2. Boogle is computer-illiterate.

Kowsin ABOGADA

p.s. As you can probably tell, I took on Boogle's case pro bono (i.e.libre!) Nas, on the other hand, just fed me with all-you-can-eat dimsum on this, the last day of my lamon mode. Alam n'yo na, kailangan na naman magpapayat. Pero buti na lang may mga kinakasal na kowsins-napipilitan tayong magpreno.

p.p.s. just talked to Lulay. She was amazed that we all knew about the wedding plans already - mukha daw nauna pa tayo sa kanya!

THE FIRST *ever* EMAIL WE GOT FROM KOWSIN NAS!

Marita, sorry this is not for you.

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Love, Governor NAS Ona

NAS and LEO in a Flores de Mayo parade when all was still innocent *sighs*...

Yo Ona Clan,

Here is a proof that Nas can send email...OR..maybe somebody in Calaca or Nasugbu...or Abogada sent it for him! Go Go NAS!

TATA

It seems that our kowsin Gob. has already graduated from basic course of computers and the net. He can now identify the letters on the keyboard and was able to send mail. I think we should commend kowsin Abogada for her persevering attitude to help her brother (as adequately compensated and bribed) in using the computer and the net. I think kowsin Boogle is still trying to exit Wordstar 4.0 He is estimated to be able to send email to any of us by the year 2000.

Kowsin Doc LEO

hmm...here's a reason why we don't get emails from this two *mwahaha*

Dear Tata,

I can understand your unbounded joy at Fred's receiving such a message from Nas the Taciturn. Sorry to dissapoint you and Fred. This is not the style of Nas. Must be a falsification of document. Ha,ha,ha.

UNCLE NITONG

dear Uncle J,

in defense of Nas, i don't think he falsified his email greeting to Fred. Despite my begging him to answer the kowsins' repeated attacks on his computer abilities, he told me "ayaw ko lang silang patulan (translation: I don't want to give them the satisfaction)..." Spoken like a true governor...

love, IKENG

p.s.can't wait to hear about how the lulay gimmcik turned out...who was late again (sino pa kaya?) sino ang pinakamarami ang kinain (siymepre hindi si Elen or Joelle) at kung future Boy has a change of heart (because of sheer intimidation...just assure him that the kowsins from the U.S. of A are really nice...)

More Isyuuuuu ....

ONAKowsins