North Pole Security File #1225BIG1


Name: Claus, Santa


Alias: Kris Kringle, Papa Noel, Father Christmas, St. Nicolas,"The Big Guy"


Hieght: Undetermined (approx. 5'6")

Wieght: Classified (You can't pick him up. That's all you need to know.)

Modus Operandi:

Enter's house through chimney. If no chimney is available, uses some other means (still unknown.) Extreme stealth is exercised. Once inside, consumes all cookies and milk left out in the open, leaving a few crumbs and trace amounts of the milk behind. Proceedes to leave presents under the Christmas tree, or in nearest convenient space. Exits with same stealth as before.***IMPORTANT: SUBJECT IS ONLY KNOWN TO STRIKE ON DEC. 25th BUT STRIKES EN MASSE, PRESUMABLY UP TO AND INCLUDING EVERY HOME ON THE PLANET!

Description:

Dresses in fur from head to foot, clothes often tarnished with ashes and soot. Large sack thrown over back. Twinkling eyes, merry dimples, cheeks like roses, nose like cherry, mouth drawn up like a bow, beard white as snow. Broad face, round belly (shakes when he laughs, like bowl full of jelly.) Often smokes pipe.
As described by C. Moore, eyewitness

Vehicle of Choice:

Flying Sliegh, drawn by 8-9 reindeer, depending on visibility conditions.

Known Accomplices:

Mrs. Claus(wife); reindeer: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolf; elves, and a veritable legion of look-alike helpers, deployed throughout the world at shopping malls and city streets during the post-Thanksgiving period, until Christmas.

May Use Any of the Disguises Below



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