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The Birth Of A Candy Bar
Official Rules Of Bedroom Golf

The Birth Of A Candy Bar

One Pay Day, Mr. Goodbar wanted to Skor, so he took Miss Hershey to the Pot O' Gold motel on the corner of Aero and Fifth Avenue to show her some Twix. He began to feel her Mounds. That was pure Almond Joy and it made her Tootsie Roll and made him want to Eat-More.

When he saw her Cherry Blossom, he gasped "Sweet Marie, this is Wunderbar". She let out a Snicker as his Butterfinger went up her Kit Kat and caused a Milky Way.

She screamed "Oh Henry", as she grabbed his Big Turk and squeezed his M & M's. Miss Hersey said. "you are even better thatn the Three Musketeers", to which Mr. Goodbar replied, "when you're this good they call you Mr. Big". Soon she was a bit Chunky and nine months later she had a Baby Ruth.

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Official Rules Of Bedroom Golf

1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club & two balls.

2. Play on a couse must be approved by the owner of the hole.

3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out of the hole.

4. For most effective play, the club should have a stiff shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft firmness before play begins.

5. Course owners have the right to restrict the length of the club to avoid damage to the hole.

6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in losing permission to play the course.

7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the course, with special attention paid to well-formed bunkers.

8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the course owner. Upset course owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.

9. Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear along, just in case.

10. Players should be certain that their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a course is being played for the first time. Other players have been known to become irrate when they discover someone else playing what they consider to be a private course.

11. Players should not assume that a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.

12. Players are advised to get special permission from the course owner before attempting to play the back nine.

13. Slow play is encouraged. However, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace when the course owner requests it.

14. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

15. The course owner shall be the sole judge of who is the best player.

16. Players are advised to think twice before considering exclusive membership at a private course. Additional assessments may be levied by the course owner, and the rules are often subject to change. Play is frequently restricted for long periods. For these reasons, many players prefer to continue to play several different public courses.

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