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![]() The Laws of Nature from a Dog's Point of View:
Dog Law 1: Examine everything:
a. Smell it.
Dog Law 2: Anything (or anyone) on the floor is fair game.
Dog Law 3: Whenever possible, move up in the pecking order.
Dog Law 4: Observe humans carefully (they have the can openers).
Dog Law 5: DOGS ONLY:
Dog Law 6: BITCHES ONLY:
Dog Law 7: Never miss an opportunity to eat or go to the
bathroom.
Dog Law 8: A little nap never hurt anyone.
Author Unknown
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