Doggie Excuses for being creative/doing poorly at the Show/Hunt Test/Agility Trial
I've got a headache
I'm not deaf, I'm ignoring you
I never heard that command before today
My handler is having an off day
You want me to jump how high?
Let's sit the handlers in the sun for 3 minutes and we'll hide in the shade
But I told her/him I had to go for a walk
People with clipboards make me nervous
My handler was standing on my tail
Mother told me there would be days like this, she went to obedience trials too
Does O.T.CH. stand for "Our turn chumps?"
Cats don't have to do obedience, they still get fed
If you wanted the dumbbell, why did you throw it away?
My handler doesn't like to work when its too hot or cold
Even when handlers flunk, they still blame the dogs
If you think that last exercise was creative, watch the next one
So you signed the check and mailed the entries Ha, Ha!
Whether they win or lose, dogs are always good sports
My handler is ring wise. She knows she can't correct me
My handler doesn't know his right from his left
If handlers are so smart, why can't they do scent discrimination?
Dogs need two left feet, handlers should only have one
My handler get bored heeling, so I never get to practice
You'd think by now she'd know how to throw the dumbbell
The devil made me do it
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