More FDA Warnings

The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol
packaging. Some of the warnings being considered for inclusion
are:

1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.

2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what
the hell happened to your pants.

3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in
the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or
name you can't remember).

4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you
are invisible.

5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people
are laughing WITH you.

6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause a flux in the
time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of
time may seem to disappear.

7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.