A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A
        man comes in and asks the farmer, 'Hey, why are you sitting here
        on this beautiful day getting drunk?'
        Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
        Man: So what happened that is so horrible?
        Farmer: Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow
        milking her. Just as I get the bucket about full, she took her left
        leg and kicked it over.
        Man: That's not so bad, what's the big deal?
        Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
        Man: So then what happened.
        Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with
        some rope. Then I sat down and continued to milk her. Just as I
        got the bucket about full she took her right leg and kicked it
        over.
        Man: Again?
        Farmer: Something's ya just can't explain.
        Man: So, what did you do then?
        Farmer: I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right.
        Man: So then what did you do?
        Farmer: I sat back down and continued to milk her, and just as I
        got the bucket just about full, the stupid cow knocks over the
        bucket with her tail.

        Man: Wow you must have been pretty upset!
        Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
        Man: So then what did you do.
        Farmer: Well I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt
        and tied her tail to the rafter. At that moment, my pants fell down
        and my wife walked in.

hee hee
Ever have one of those days..