Billions Of  Years Ago ~
In The Land That Time Forgot..

Lived The Fiercest Creatures
they were so huge that man could not live in a house ~ but rather took shelter in caves.

This is Herman
His job was to watch the entrance to the cave.
 
 
 
 

These are the twins
Ronald and Donald
They were in charge of bringing
in the food.
 

And sitting inside the cave all day ~
Planning it all was
Bill....
 

Now as the story goes ~
It is the 20th century and
Herman is a bouncer
in las vegas ~
And ronald and donald
haved claimed 3 billion sold~
and bill ~
well he is still in a cave somewhere mumbling  some strange words like
microsoft
megabytes
dos
floppy disks
shareware

hee-hee
 
 

Bill Clinton, Al Gore and Bill Gates all die in a plane crash. They are standing before God, seated
on his throne. God asks Al: "What do you believe ?" Al Gore says: "I believe in the earth. I
believe if we don't protect it, the whole earth will die." God says: 'I like that, come sit to my left."
"Bill Clinton, what do you believe?" Bill Clinton says: "I believe in people. I believe the people
should be empowered. I believe no one has the right to tell someone else what to do." God says: '
"I like that, come sit to my right." "OK Bill Gates, what do you believe?" Bill Gates says: "I
believe you're in my seat."

The world's Smartest Man

One night, a Delta twin-engine puddle jumper was flying somewhere above New Jersey. There
were five people on board: the pilot, Michael Jordan, Bill Gates, the Dali Lama, and a hippie.
Suddenly, an illegal oxygen generator exploded loudly in the luggage compartment, and the
passenger cabin began to fill with smoke. The cockpit door opened, and the pilot burst into the
compartment.

 "Gentlemen," he began, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that we're about to
crash in New Jersey. The good news is that there are four parachutes, and I have one of them!"
With that, the pilot threw open the door and jumped from the plane.

 Michael Jordan was on his feet in a flash. "Gentlemen," he said, "I am the world's greatest
athlete. The world needs great athletes. I think the world's greatest athlete should have a
parachute!" With these words, he grabbed one of the remaining parachutes, and hurtled through
the door and into the night.

Bill Gates rose and said, "Gentlemen, I am the world's smartest man. The world needs smart
men. I think the world's smartest man should have a parachute, too." He grabbed one, and out he
jumped.

The Dali Lama and the hippie looked at one another. Finally, the Dali Lama spoke. "My son," he
said, "I have lived a satisfying life and have known the bliss of True Enlightenment. You have
your life ahead of you; you take a parachute, and I will go down with the plane."

The hippie smiled slowly and said, "Hey, don't worry, dude. The world's smartest man just
jumped out wearing my backpack."