A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his female neighbor
came out of the house and went straight to the mail box.

She opened it then slammed it shut, & stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of the house again went to the mail box
and opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house
she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out
again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it
closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her "is something wrong?"
To which she replied,
 
 

"There certainly is---My computer keeps giving me a message saying
....... "YOU'VE GOT MAIL.