starkle starkle little twink
 who the hell you are I think I'm not under what you call
 the alcofluence of incohol
 I'm just a little slort of sheep
 I'm not drunk like tinkle peep
 I don't know who is me yet
 but the drunker I stand here
 the longer I get
 Just give me one more drink
 to fill me cup

 'cuz I got all day sober
 to Sunday up