1.  You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack
2.  If you get tired, you can wait ten minutes and go at it again
3.  The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some
4.  You do not have to compliment the person who gives you some
5.  It is OK when the person you are with fantasizes that you are
someone else because you are
6.  Forty years from now you will still enjoy candy
7.  If you do not get what you want, you can always go next door
8.  It does not matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning
9.  There is less guilt the morning after

And finally the number one reason that Trick of Treating is better than  sex:

10. You can do the whole neighborhood.

Happy Halloween