JESSIE JAMES'S DOG HOUSE

During my first 9 months I enjoyed eating a lot of things around the house... of which some of these things got me in the Dog House! They were all tasty and fun to play with but mom and dad didn't have a sense of humor about most of my enjoyment. But time healed... I put on my puppy dog face and said I was sorry, 99.9% of the time they forgave me within a minute or two, or perhaps 3. Some of those things were:

NEWSPAPER-fun to rip up and put in many places throughout the house. I especially love the Sunday paper, it is very colorful!

VERTICAL BLINDS-mom brought home one day a new set of pretty mauve blinds for my front window. It is the vertical kind you can stick your head through to look out without breaking them apart. She said that was the better kind if I was going to sit on the window seat to guard our house.

I did however decide each day that I would use my teeth to make artwork on the bottom half of "each" of the 30 slats. I was very proud, mom was not. My dad wasn't either cause he said we would have to wait until teething was over before we replaced my artwork.

CD's - It's my DAD's fault. He built a big box for the TV and stereo. This box has two sides that CD's go in. Mom's CDs on the left side, dad's on the right. Dad showed mom and I when he put it together that if you push on the CDs they pop out.

One weekend when my Aunt Lori came to stay with me while my folks were gone I played with the dispenser and ate some of the plastic boxes and CDs. This was great fun and when Aunt Lori came in I showed her how smart I was! I'm sure she thought it was a very good display of smartness, but guess what--dad didn't think so when he returned, cause I chose only HIS CD's to dispense... afterall he did show me how!

I liked to also get into anything that smelled like FOOD, if it was left out, I was the recipient! I got to taste many things, crackers, cheese, once I ate the parmesean cheese container and everything in it!. I didn't know that when you eat parmesean cheese it sticks to your whiskers... well puppies have to learn to hide the evidence!

Only thing with most of these things is that I couldn't hide the evidence... and since the "cat" never ate anything but his food I couldn't blame it on anyone else!

You can't trust a golden to watch your food, especially pizza

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