I thought I'd never get on the "puter"... Maya is always checking the mail - is she expecting someone special?.... let's chat about me. I'm an American. God Bless America, Land that I love ....
Wendy has been talking about me applying for Canadian Citizenship... is she crazy? I'm a feline!. When she isn't looking, I face South, put my paw on my heart and make the Pledge...When I arrived in November I quickly realized that Wendy is a little off balance... it was something in her eyes. As soon as I came in the house I chased the girls upstairs. When I got to the top of the stairs I saw something.... hey, this place was going to be FUN!! They put a swing in the middle of the ceiling. I jumped from the top of the stairs - Wow... the swing went back and forth and it was making a clinking sound.... all of a sudden in comes Wendy.... white as a ghost!! Quote "John she's hanging off the Chandelier". Even today I don't understand what all the fuss is about!
They say I am Bomb Proof.. what does that mean? Maya is my best friend, Emma is just... well Emma. This place is OK..... but it's cold here. The other day Wendy turned off the heat (I told you she is crazy), opened all the windows. It's winter... I nearly froze to death. Emma & Maya were sitting in front of the patio door - I ran upstairs and got under the covers... I'm a California girl. I like the heat. They say it will get warm soon, but I don't believe them. Ever since I arrived it has been cold. Wendy is always complaining about the cold, well why didn't she move to California instead of moving me here.
Something very bad happened on Sunday. It was very nice out - just like California and Wendy suggested we go OUTSIDE! It was awful - the wind was blowing in my face - horrible.... then it happened. Wendy put my feet in the WHITE STUFF! How humiliating for a Yank like me... California girl with her feet on the WHITE STUFF. I think Wendy crossed the line - so, I wrote Maya's friend Henry Von Tudor and asked for some assistance... only a fellow Yank could appreciate the seriousness of what Wendy did. Thankfully, Henry put Wendy straight. I feel it necessary to put this letter in a public forum to ensure it NEVER happens to me - a California girl again. You'll notice this is the second offence against Wendy... first time she left us all alone with a strange lady coming in to feed us.... that was not good, but forgiveable - this recent offence is NOT!
STERN REBUKE NOTICE
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TO: Ms. Wendy
FROM: Henry Von Tudor, Chief Executioner
SUBJECT MATTER: Serious Infraction No. Two Ms. Wendy, this letter is to inform you that you are on probation. There have been two complaints about you to this Bureau. Don't lets get a third one. Putting the feet of a Yank from California and Arizona in that COLD WHITE STUFF is absolutely verbotim. That means: It's a NO NO!! Never do it again, Ms. Wendy. I was going to come up and inspect the living conditions of the Yank Jessica, but have prior commitments which will keep me busy until the temperature up there reaches 85 and it is sunny all day, every day.Remember - no more NO NO's.
Hsst on you!!
Henry Von Tudor
Isn't that the best - Wendy says she's sorry and won't do it again... she better not cause she'll have the wrath of the Magnificat Henry Von Tudor
I finally found a decent link... to the White House... take a tour with Socks - bet you won't find any feline giving a tour of the Parliament Buildings in Canada.
My friend Leo. sent us this easter basket with tuna bunnies - and he made one of the bunnies specially for me - you can guess it's the one with my flag.... God Bless America......... the land I love :-) Thanks Leo!
Oh Jessica, the beautiful
How grand you look today
How nicely on the chandelier
you swing along your way
Oh Jessica Oh jessica
May sunshine follow thee
And grant you grace
To rule the place
And boss those Purrs of three
Y'all come back
Jessica
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