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ONE MINUTE WISDOM

DESTINY
DREAMS
HAPPINESS
CONVERSION
SPEECH
FRIENDLINESS
IDEOLOGY [New]



ONE MINUTE WISDOM

"Is there such a thing as One Minute Wisdom?"
"There certainly is, said the Master."
"But surely one minute is too brief?"
"It is fifty-nine seconds too long."

To his puzzled disciples the Master later
said, "How much time does it take to catch
sight of the moon?"

"Then why all these years of spiritual endeavour?"

Opening one's eyes may take a lifetime.
Seing is done in a flash."

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DESTINY

To a woman who complained about her destiny
the Master said, "It is you who make your
destiny."

"But surely I am not responsible for being
born a woman?"

"Being born a woman isn't destiny. That is
fate. Destiny is how you accept your womanhood
and what you make of it."

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DREAMS

"When will I be enlightened?"

"When you see." the Master said.

"See what?"

"Trees and flowers and moon and stars."

"But I see these everyday."

"No. What you see is paper trees, paper
flowers, paper moons and paper stars. For
you live, not in reality, but in your words
and thoughts."

And, for good measure, he added gently,
"You live a paper life, alas, and wiil die
a paper death."

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HAPPINESS

"I am in desperate need of help-or I'll go
crazy. We're living in a single room, my wife,
my children and my in-laws. So our nerves are
on edge, we yell and scream at one another,
The room is a hell."

"Do you promise to do whatever I tell you?"
said the Master gravely.

"I swear I shall do anything."

"Very well. How many animals do you have?"

"A cow, a goat and six chickens."

"Take them all into the room with you. Then
come back after a week."

The disciple was appalled. But he had promised
to obey! So he took the animals in. A week later
he came back, a pitiable figure moaning,
"I'm a nervous wreck. The dirt! The stench!
The noise! We're all on the verge of madness!"

"Go back," said the Master, "and put the
animals out."

The man ran all the way home. And came back
the following day, his eyes sparkling with joy.
"How sweet life is! The animals are out. The home
is a paradise-so quite and clean and roomy!"

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CONVERSION

To a group of his disciples whose hearts
were set on a pilgrimage, the Master
said: "Take this bitter gourd along. Make
sure you dip it into all the holy rivers
and bring it into all the holy shrines."

When the disciples returned,
the bitter gourd was cooked and served as
sacramental food.

"Strange," said the Master slyly after
he had tasted it, "the holy water and
the shrines failed to sweeten it!"

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SPEECH

The disciple couldn't wait to
tell the Master the rumour he
had heard in the marketplace

"Wait a minute." said the
Master. "What you plan to tell us,
is it true?"

"I don't think it is."

"Is it useful?"

"No, it isn't."

"Is it funny?"

"No."

"Then why should we be hearing it?"

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FRIENDLINESS

"What shall I do to love my neighbour?"

"Stop hating yourself."

The disciple pondered those words long
and seriously and come back to say, "But I
love myself too much, for I am selfish and
self-centred. How do I get rid of that?"

"Be friendly to yourself and your self
will be contented and it will set you
free to love your neighbour."

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IDEOLOGY

A group of political activists
were attempting to show the
Master how their ideology
would change the world.

Tha Master listened carefully

The following day he said,
"An ideology is as good or
bad as the people who make
use of it. If a million
wolves were to organise for
justice would they cease
to be a million wolves?"

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