Did You
Ever Wonder ??
If the #2 pencil
is the most popular, how come it is still # 2 ?
If the black
box on the airplane is never damaged, why don't they make the whole plane
out of the stuff ?
When companies
ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in ?
How do you know
when it is time to tune your bagpipes ?
Why isn't there
mouse flavored cat food ?
If work is so
terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it ?
Do cemetery
workers prefer the graveyard shift ?
If you can't
drink and drive, why do you need a drivers license to buy liquor, and why
do bars have parking lots ?
How does the
guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning ?
Why do they
call them 'apartments' when they are stuck together?
Why does flammable
and inflammable mean the same thing ?
How can someone
' draw a blank ' ?
If 7~11
is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors
?
Why are there
floatation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes ?
At baseball
games ~ why are they called stands instead of seats ?
What does Geronimo
say when he jumps out of a plane ?
Why do we drive
on parkways, and park in driveways ?
Why is it when
you are driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume of
the radio?
{OMG
I do this ,lol }
Why is it called
a TV set, when you only get one ?
Why are you
sitting here reading this, when you could be doing something else ??
But sure
glad you are....
thankyou
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