Things I have noticed while living....
please let me know if I am not alone..
sign my guestbook
add a few ~

It never fails that when I am enjoying a Hot Dog,
someone has to remind me what they are made of...
 

Whenever I get behind a slow moving driver,
it's in a " no passing "  Zone...
 

I can put 2 socks in the wash and
end up with only one ...
 

I hate calling anywhere ~ all I get is
"if you want to speak to someone press one,
if you wish to leave message, press two,
if you really want to hear a human voice, press
all the buttons and hold the line..."
Give me e- mail anytime. It's quicker ~LoL
 
 

Why do I even eat mushrooms ~ when
I know they are fungi
yeck
 

Whenever I make pancakes~ they don't flip
They end up one big sticky mess.
Anyone for pancake hash ?
LoL
 
 
 
 

I figured out why woman over 50 don't have babies.
They would put them down somewhere,
and forget where they put them...
 

When a bill collector  tells me to have a nice day,
I want to scream,
it was nice till I seen you...
 

????
When I finally know the answers
no-one asks the questions...
 
 

Whenever I order a hamburger, it doesn't look
like the picture or advertisement....
 
 

I noticed there is nothing wrong with my bowling..
the lanes are warped...too oily...too dry...etc.
hee hee
 

I take the time to refill the birdbath, refill the feeder, plus throw out bread for my feathered friends.
They reward me with droppings on my car, my windows ~ just about everywhere...
 
 

I live in fear that someone will report me
for removing that "Do Not Remove,under penalty of law " tag from my mattress...
 

I can't seem to get all my
" ducks in a row "
whatever that means
LoL
 
 

Whenever I plan a picnic
It Rains...
 
 

I know that fishing is just one jerk on one end waiting for another jerk on the other end.
C'mon they know where to hide....
 
 

When there is a mouse in the house, I try to
coax it out with cheese, then trap him and throw him outside... but they are getting smarter...
they come back in every day for more cheese.
{ maybe I should try limburger}
 

Company always  show up at  my  door ~
when  my house is a mess...
or I have my teeth out... LoL

My cakes always come out perfect, when no one sees them.....
 

That my suitcase never closes without a struggle,
but just drop it and it flies open.
 

I learned that no matter how many times I open my refrigerator it's still the same stuff in there.
No miracles here...
 

If there is only one shopping cart in the whole store that squeaks, grinds and is hard too push,
I always use it....
 

Ever wait for a cup of coffee,
then remember you didn't turn it on ...

Okay
Okay
I know what you are thinking...

hee hee
don't forget to sign my guestbook...
thanks for your visit...