Here follows five things I learnt the second time I mowed the lawn :

1) You may think you can see that fallen down wire fence, but it's actually closer than you think!

2) The mower prefers three inch grass to three foot grass.

3) It takes less petrol to cut short grass!

4) It takes less time to cut short grass!

5) Dad was a damn fool to have let the garden get in the state he did!!!

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