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  1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?
    Yes, they just don't celebrate it as anything.


  2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
    One - he's only born once.


  3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
    All months have 28 days; some have more, but none have less.


  4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come?
    The beggar is the woman's sister.


  5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
    He's not dead yet.


  6. How many outs are there in an inning?

    Six.

  7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?
    No. If she is his widow, then he is dead.


  8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
    They don't play against each other.


  9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
    30 divided by .5 = 60 plus 10 = 70.


  10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by. What color is the bear?
    The bear is white. The only place that a house can have southern exposure on all sides is at the North Pole, and the only bears there are polar bears.


  11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
    Two. You are the one who took away the two.


  12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins?
    A fifty cents piece and a nickel. The question states that ONE of the coins is not a nickel, it doesn't say the other one isn't.


  13. 13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?
    The match.


  14. How far can a dog run into the woods?
    Only half way, cuz after that he is running OUT of the woods.


  15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last?
    1 hour. You take one now, then in a half hour you take the second, and the final one in an hour.


  16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
    Nine.


  17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
    None. NOAH was the one who took the animals on the ark, not Moses.


  18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
    Meat.


  19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
    Twelve.


  20. What was the President's name in 1950?
    William Jefferson Clinton. It was the same in 1950 as it is now.


How did you do?


20 Correct - Genius
17 Correct - Above Normal
15 Correct - Normal
8 Correct - Nincompoop
6 Correct - Moron
3 Correct - Idiot




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