How Dogs and Men are alike

1. Both keep moving...even when they are lost
2. Both take up too much space on the bed
3. Both have irrational fears about the vacuum cleaner
4. Both are threatened by their own kind
5. Neither understands what you see in cats
6. Both want dominance
7. Both do the dishes by licking them clean
8. Both chase cars
9. The larger ones tend to drool
10. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous

How Dogs are better than men

1. Dogs don't have problems expressing affection in public
2. Dogs miss you when you are gone
3. You can train a dog
4. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out
5. Dogs understand what "NO" means
6. Dogs mean it when they kiss you
7. When dogs play "fetch", they don't laugh at how you throw
8. Dogs are color blind
9. Dogs understand if some of their friends aren't allowed to come inside

Why Dogs are Better than Women

1. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions
2. Dogs like beer
3. Dogs don't have their bodies
4. Dogs don't criticize
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across
6. Dogs never expect gifts
7. Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've ever had
8. Dogs don't let a magazine article guide their lives
9. You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hrs. a day
10. Dogs don't cry
11. Dogs love it when your friends come over.
12. A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink
13. Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late - the later you
are, the more excited they are to see you
14. Anyone can get a good looking dog
15. Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public
16. Dogs find you amusing when your drunk
17. Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away
18. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name
19. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it
20. A dog's parents never visit

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