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The cat who symbolizes all that is feline...

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	These are my mother's cats, Hannibal and Katie, in a rare moment of affection. Hannibal (the black and white monster) is known to chew on people, hence the name. Katie is a very sweet natured cat, and loves to lick her people as a sign of her affection.
Here is a birthday card my cat gave me last year. I guess it expresses his true sentiments. Somehow, I am not surprised.

A formal introduction to my cat...

Kitty's Biography

Kitty was born on a small farm in northern Nova Scotia, in the summer of '95. He was one of many siblings, and his mother just couldn't find the time to take care of him. And so it was that he came to us, pathetic, tiny and very black!! We had to feed him baby milk through an eye dropper for awhile, but eventually he grew into the large black savage he is today.

Kitty is known for shredding shower curtains and thin, delicate window shears. He enjoys gnawing on his people's feet and legs, most particularly when they are in bed, asleep. I guess you could say he's a little hard to like, but easy to love...

By the way, Kitty's "official" name is Bane, for obvious reasons - but he'll only answer to "Kitty", and, oddly enough, the sound of the can opener.

Many thanks to the Troublemakers (Jelly, Jono, and Graymalken) for this special award! I'm sure Kitty will do everything in his power to live up the Troublemakers' expectations...

Awarded June 28, 1998

Kitty has managed to get himself enrolled in Mr. Frass's School of Feline Ninja Warriors. As he's only just begun his lessons, we should be relatively safe for the time being...I hope!

If you'd like to see what SenSei Frass is teaching the feline population, click on the Student ID above. It just might save your life!

	Bane has completed lesson one. He's been acting strangely...click on the mouse to see why.
	Uh oh, now he's done lesson two! I admit, I am getting worried...
	Well, lesson three...Kitty appears to have gone insane.
	Lesson four completed. School's out for summer! All that's left now is Graduation...hope they're not planning a big party here!

Want to meet Bane's classmates?

Mr. Frass' Feline Ninja Warriors Ring Site is owned by Bane Next Random Previous List Sites Want to join the ring? Click here for more information

June 29, 1998 It is with heavy hearts that Bane and mikki announce the sudden passing of Feline Ninja Extraordinaire, Mr. Sass A Frass. Our deepest sympathy to Sass' family Mark, Ellen, and "The Gang". Mr. Frass will be deeply missed, but it is our hope that his legacy will go on. You may pay your respects at Sass' Memorial Page

mikki's quickies

Courtesy of Ayzha's Attic

New counter unexpectedly sprung on me Nov 12, 2000.
I am unhappy with Yahoo!

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