Camelid Jokes
1. A Camel Joke
One day, a young camel decided to ask his father some questions about growing up. "Daddy, why is it that we have humps on our backs?" "Well son, we have humps on our backs whcih contain fat to sustain us through many days when we are out in the desert."
"Oh thanks, Dad!" says the youngster. He then asks, "Daddy, why is it that we have long eye lashes over our eyes?" "Well, son," says the father, "in the desert, there are many sandstorms which whip up a lot of sand which can get into our eyes. The long eye lashes protect our eyes from being blinded."
"Oh thanks, Dad!" says the youngster. "Dad, why is it that we have great big padded feet?" "Well son, in the desert, the sand is very soft and we need big feet to be able to walk on the sand without our feet sinking into the soft sand."
"Well thanks, Dad, but what the heck are we doing in London Zoo?"
Joke from jokes2000.com
2. The Llama Farmer
A Western Canadian llama farmer, having recieved a huge sum for his wool bought a stunning Rolls Royce Silver Cloud, lined with cream-colored suede, for an astronomical amount of money.
When he brought it back to the garage to have it serviced, the salesmen asked if he was thoroughly satisfied with it.
"Oh yes," said the farmer, "and I especially like that glass partition you put between the front seat and the back."
"Why?" the salesman asked.
"Because," said the farmer, "it will stop the llamas from licking the back of my neck when I'm taking them to market."
3. Volunteer Fire Truck
A fire started on some grasslands near a llama farm. The county fire department was called to put out the blaze. The fire was more than the county fire department could handle. Someone suggested that a nearby volunteer bunch be called. Despite some doubt that the volunteer outfit would be of any assistance, the call was made.
The volunteers arrived in a dilapidated old fire truck. They rumbled straight towards the fire, drove right into the middle of the flames and stopped! The firemen jumped off the truck and frantically started spraying water in all directions. Soon they had snuffed out the center of the fire, breaking the blaze into two easily-controlled parts.
Watching all this, the farmer was so impressed with the volunteer fire department's work and was so grateful that his farm had been spared, that right there on the spot he presented the volunteers with a check for $1000. A local news reporter asked the volunteer fire captain what the department planned to do with the funds. "That ought to be obvious," he responded, wiping ashes off his coat. "The first thing we're gonna do is get the brakes fixed on our fire truck!"
Joke from jokes2000.com
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