Things that make you go hmmm...Part 2

- Why are people who "need no introduction" always introduced?
- Why is the word abbreviation so long?
- If you had 20 odds and ends on a table and all but one 
  fell off, what’s left, an odd or an end?
- What is the speed of dark?
- If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
- If a turtle loses his shell, is it naked or homeless?
- If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right
  to remain silent?
- Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
- When you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
- How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
- What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
- After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before 
  getting out of the water?
- If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
- If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill 
  himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
- When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket 
  signs?
- Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book 
  publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
- If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
- Where are Preparations A through G?
- When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he  
  wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
- What happened to the first 6 "ups"?
- If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a 
  lemon called a yellow?
- Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?
- It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always 
  room temperature.
- Right now I'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time. I 
  think I've forgotten this before.
- How much deeper would the ocean be if there were no sponges 
  in it?
- What’s another word for Thesaurus?
- I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything 
  specific.
- Why does sour cream have an Expiration date?
- Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
- Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
- Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in 
  it?
- What do little birdies see, when they get knocked unconscious?
- Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would 
  they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?
- Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid 
  someone will clean them?
- Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 
  "practice"?
- What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is 
  eating an endangered plant?
- Is it possible to be totally partial?
- If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
- Would a fly that loses its wings be called a walk?
- When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to 
  be thrown away?

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